Hawaiian-Shirted Tourist: Is the most Hawaiian themed of the trio and operates mostly outside of Hawaii.This trope is justified when he gets arrested, naturally. Bag of Spilling: He will collect many weapons during his missions, but will start them with just one or two firearms.He still manages to overpower the guards while tied up and escape. Badass in Distress: He gets arrested by the cartel police and put in jail after one level.Oh, Crap!: While getting burgers in a van owned by the gang's boss with an associate, they leave the keys in the car, allowing another man to steal it, causing the two to flee the scene.ĪlA "consultant" hired by The CEO to handle his "foreign affairs" (read: he's a merc hired to take out cartel members and take back the Feeble-owned farmlands they've claimed).Manchild: He's in his thirties, but dresses and acts like a teenage punk, and still lives in his dad's house.Atrocious Alias: Scooter prefers to be called DJ Jockitch.ScooterThe CEO's son, a punk who ends up entering a gang because "it looked cool". Once he gets off his ass - he's constantly coming up-to-speed, shifting gears when the unexpected happens, etc. Xanatos Speed Chess: He may be petty, out of touch, etc., but he's not stupid.The CEO: What the hell is "Sponsored Content"? Two Decades Behind: He is really out of touch with society.Taught by Experience: If "taught by experience" means "get scammed, use scam," then yes, this is how he gets his business to rise from near bankruptcy and thrive.Spell My Name with a "The": "The" CEO, according to the Select a Character screen (Free Roaming Mode).No Name Given: He's just called The CEO.Genius Bruiser: Not apparent at first, but he proves to be surprisingly intelligent, as mentioned in Xanatos Speed Chess, and can beat up people with his bare hands. ![]() ![]() Evil Is Petty: His response to Featherbottom's comment about having The CEO being a valet? Give the man's car a watery grave.But then again, there is no good guy in the universe and he's practically good-intentioned compared to what other corporations did to him throughout the story. He gains an Humanitarian Award, which has its own barrel of implications. By the end of the game, he completely takes over all of Hawaii, and takes out any competitors, including his rival Featherbottom, a local gang, and even a cartel. When he finds his business going under, he is forced to go out of retirement and save his business by taking over all of Hawaii. The CEOThe Villain Protagonist of the game and CEO of Feeble Multinational.
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